Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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hi

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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