What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Unflushed Shit...

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Avery has crabs.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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