- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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