Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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69

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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minced oaths

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Unflushed Shit...

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Avery has crabs.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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:-)book

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