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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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