I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

a black father

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Get in the van

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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