What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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HTML

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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