An asian walks out of math class

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

AVI IS A FAG

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

planking.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Windows Vista

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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