"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Nah

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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GONNA

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