- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

stuff and dogs {()}

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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