What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

women's rights.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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