What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

dead babies

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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