How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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cot!

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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NEVER

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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