How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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whats gay ? you

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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