- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

sweaty black guy

yo mama so fat she's fat

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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