- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

George Bush.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

look left now look right. washing machine

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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