what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Steering Wheel Face.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Herman Cain

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

your mother is so lesbian

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

whats pale and white your ass.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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