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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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George Bush.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

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