9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Brittney Spears

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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