a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +18

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

666 im christian

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +16

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

where do the women go? the womanarium

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops