A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anal cheese curds.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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How much is an abortion? A life

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Your mom goes to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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