What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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:-)book

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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I don't get it

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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