What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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