Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Women's Rights

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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