Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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potatoes

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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