how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Knock knock It's open, come in.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

666 im christian

Justin Bieber

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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