Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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whats gay ? you

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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