A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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