- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How many dislikes can this get?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Real jokes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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