- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What's gay and gay? Joe

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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