What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Your Mom

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

I came.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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