What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Hello I'm a fat kid

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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