What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

KEVIN HART

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Tim's gay.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Penis in a box.

shut up

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Q: What's the point? A: .

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

cot!

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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