- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Poopsack Jones

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

An Irishman stays home

Obama.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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