Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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American Idol

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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