What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Come in

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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My butt!!!!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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