Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Women's Rights

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Women's Rights

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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