Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A mexican goes to an ATM.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Hello I'm a fat kid

The WNBA

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

9/11

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

World Of Warcraft

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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