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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Dozer has a soul

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A guy is playing cod

Icecream

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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