Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

sweaty black guy

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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