How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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I love Ciara!

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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