- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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