- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

You're so straight!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

George Bush.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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