How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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arse

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Yeah, totally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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