-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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haha.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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The WNBA

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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