- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Don't rape me!

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

This is not Will Smith.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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