Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Womens rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Lebron Traveled

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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