I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Anti jokes.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Poopsack Jones

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Covietz has a large penis

Write your own

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

The Economy

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

noodles

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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