How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Black people

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Can I touch it?

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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