- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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