no u

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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penis

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Fuck her

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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