Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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beiber i straight

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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