- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Amputations.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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