- Anti Joke

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What does a man like. food.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What is brown and sticky?

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Hello I'm a fat kid

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