- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why Because

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

whats better than shoes feet

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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