How Long is a Chinese man.

lewis bedford

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

KEVIN HART

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

shut up

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Don't rape me!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Covietz has a large penis

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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