- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Knock knock No one was home

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Rock mattress.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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