- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Penis in a box.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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