your face.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Dan O'Driscoll

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Your mom goes to college

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

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