Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

yo mama so fat she's fat

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

balls in ya mouf

jack shine has boobs

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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