- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What is brown and sticky?

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A seal walks into a club.

French people

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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