Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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